Stormsy
I'm a certain age and you know what? you just don't know me.....
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  • pinkisthenewscarlet:

    i-spooky-like-fedex:

    skellagirl:

    parallelsea:

    October

    OCTOber

    it’s the 8th month

    I cracked the code

    October is the 10th month though

    It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

    we should totally just stab caesar

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  • tauriel2fab4u:

    IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

    I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
    I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

    I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

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  • if countries were students

    • Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
    • America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
    • Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
    • England: The hot boy everybody wants because he's a gentlemen
    • New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
    • The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
    • France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
    • China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
    • Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
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